The other RAGS – the “opinions” therein are entirely “rahul-advisories” – and there are TWO such rahul-advisories in today’s Daily Business Noose! – but this rajan JOKER-in-the-PACK-of-WOLVES is another matter, as manmohan himself is supposedly A Much More Eminent Economist – though he NEVER WRITES – and NEVER SPEAKS – which is not even what curzon-was-all-about, this Great Imperialist who created Nude Elly as his Imperial Capital – and who very famously “blew RC Dutt’s ship out of the waters” when the latter had the temerity to publicly critique his government’s policies in the Free Press that Metcalfe had fortunately established here during the Glorious Era of The “Company Bahadur,” by issuing an IMMEDIATE REJOINDER that Very Same Newspaper published the Very Next Morning!
And I have written about the current President of the Czech Republic Vaclav Klaus earlier – Klaus being an Eminent Economist himself – and how, at a luncheon in his honour that I was invited to – he regaled his audience with the hilarious story of how, when he assumed office, some JOKERS from the world bank and imf dropped into Prague seeking an appointment – in order to proffer “advice” – and how they were informed that The President does NOT require any ADVICE – as HE HIMSELF knows MORE ECONOMICS than BOTH-you-fuckers-COMBINED!
Who seeks “advice” – other than the IGNORANT?
Which is why sonia APPOINTED manmohan, after all!
And now, anyone-and-everyone is penning – and all the RAGS are publishing – all these “rahul advisories”!
So, here’s MY “rahul advisory”:
LOOK CLOSELY at an advertisement in one of the RAGS of today, that “advertises” the Hard Fact that mahatma gandhi’s india is NOW One of the World’s Biggest EXPORTERS of RAW COTTON – after being a Net Importer till Very Recently – and then, THINK! – if, at all, YOU have the necessary Capital Equipment to do such Hard Work with, for THAT charkha of YOURS will not Serve This Purpose at all, dude! So, my little baba, go study Das Kapital again – and NATIONALISE all the fuckin’ charkhas YOU can lay YOUR cotton-pickin' hands on!
Anyway, rahguram rajans’ twisted-and-convoluted OBFUSCATIONS – for they are most certainly NOT ARGUMENTS – indicate clearly that this JOKER-in-the-PACK-of-WOLVES is attempting to “fool y’all again” – so let me REPEAT that that True Source of Market Demand is nothing but The PRODUCTION of Goods & Services – something that requires PRIVATE CAPITAL – and that, in turn, requires PRIVATE SAVINGS – thus, to proffer My Very Own Excellent Example:
With a Very Negligible Amount of Private Capital – when I PRODUCE my Next Book – and then SELL it – because OTHERS – who cannot produce such a book themselves shall DEMAND it – by offering the means they have obtained by Producing & Exchanging whatever they are good at – then I shall be possessed of the PRIVATE MEANS to DEMAND anything-and-everything ELSE on The Market – that is, ALL NON-COMPETING Goods & Services – which means that I shall not foolishly SUPPLY My Book to The Market in order to CREATE DEMAND for My Own Book by using the proceeds from its sale to Buy My Own Book!
Supply does NOT create its Own Demand!
Production –and then, its INEVITABLE SALE – at ANY PRICE that may be “consensually” agreed to in The Market – as One Seller CANNOT ever dictate such terms – it is Only This that CREATES DEMAND – for EVERYTHING ELSE.
Thus, I – The Baba Pagal Nath Charsi – will, after selling the rights to the publication of My Book – will CREATE MASSIVE DEMAND for Fine Charas & Ganja, for sure – after which, I shall purchase the latest Pico Iyer book – NOT MY BOOK! – and I “wonder” why they are making such-a-fuss about him at this Jaipur Literary Festival – since he is of American roots, a long-time resident of Japan, and Only One of his WONDERFUL TRAVELOGUES is on India – and that – is on BOLLYWOOD!
So, as YOU ALL read my old column on Jean-Baptiste Say’s Law of Markets from the Archives of this very same Daily Business Noose – and NOTE that its date of publication PRECEDES the last “stimulus” of 2008 – and then – YOU all go through ALL the posts in this blog under the “Say’s Law” label – I shall CREATE DEMAND for a First-Class Direct Flight to New York, during which flight I shall ENJOY this New Book by that Good Fella Mr. Pico Iyer, while listening – on some FAR OUT NEW POCKET MUSIC SYSTEM with CORDLESS HEADPHONES that deliver ROCKIN’ VOLUME – for BOTH of which I shall also CREATE DEMAND – listen to Mr. Cohen’s “First WE Take Manhattan” – over-and-again – that is, by activating a REPEAT button before getting down to My Very Sublime Pleasures.
Let ME now clear all doubts by putting the point across in yet another way:
What did “I” CREATE? I only created My Book – and, as for the DEMAND for that book, I CREATED This Blog for an International Audience that would be my Loyal Clientele – and, why did Google Inc. CREATE this wonderful facility Blogger for people-like-me? – but because they SPECULATED that such an Open & International Facility would enable all kinds of Specialised or Fragmented KNOWLEDGE Free Expression – which would possess a Final Demand from All the Planet’s Internet Users – and this, in turn, would CREATE DEMAND among ADVERTISERS for placing their ads on blogs.
Thus, as I have employed this facility well for long, establishing my Name and Reputation thereby, the International Publisher who will “invest” his PRIVATE CAPITAL in purchasing the rights to SELL My Book will do so SPECULATING on the DEMAND that would arise from The International Market – and, for all I know, he may well DEMAND the services of Advertising Agencies to further GENERATE DEMAND for My Book and so on and so forth – so, just THINK of HOW MUCH DEMAND will be CREATED by My Creation of just One Slim Little Volume of My Thoughts – and then, YOU may also THINK about ALL THE READERS of that slim, little volume – and ALL their DEMANDS that will then be raised – for example, their Loud Demands for:
Monsieur Jean-Baptiste Say – is buried in the Very Same PARISIAN Graveyard as Jim Morrison! – and this is what “I” call:
PHILOSOPHY-in-ACTION – as in HARD ROCK!
HARD WORDS THAT ROCK YOUR MIND EVEN HARDER!
Now, before I get down to WHY exactly “I” am gonna go to the City with the Statue of a WOMAN signifying Liberty standing at the Entrance to its Harbour – a statue GIFTED them by GAMBLERS from PARIS – a statue whose “light” has ceased to burn aeons ago – and, not only that – what is far WORSE – for this light is but SYMBOLIC – the Actual Words – inscribed in VERSE upon this statue’s pedestal – have Lost both Significance as well as Meaning – as “empty” and as “hollow” as the solemn “promise to pay the bearer on demand” printed-and-even-signed upon all Fiat Paper Notes – which is The PURPOSE “I” have in My Mind of “First Taking Manhattan” – as already stated clearly right there on TOP – but before I get to the fuckin’ UN – let ME keep YOU in Suspense by making you first go through some SYMPTOMS of a FATAL ECONOMIC DISEASE that “I” could Very Easily DETECT in this very same edition of my Daily Business Noose:
First: The FII’s shareholdings in listed companies on our stock markets is RISING.
Second: The Manufacturing Index is in DECLINE.
Third: The rbi is out to CUT interest rates.
Fourth: Their editorial that inquires of its audience, “Is inflation political?” is what I shall NOT proceed to answer – which is WHY “I” am heading-where-“I”-am-heading – for the PURPOSE already very clearly indicated Right-on-Top.
Fifth: Refer to MY rahul-advisory above – and THINK-for-YOURSELF.
Now, it is TIME for ME tell YOU why the fuckin’ UN is Public Enemy #1 – of The Planet!
The New International Treaty against the free production and exchange of MERCURY is yet another attempt by the Planet’s BANKSTERS to SABOTAGE GOLD – as this article from TheDailyBell.com will tell YOU.
Thus, this is BAD for ALL the World’s Sheeple – particularly those in Africa and South America, who could PRODUCE gold and silver – and who are FUCKED anyway – what with zimbabwe – and south Africa – and then, argentina – and all this fuckin’ PAPER MONEY INFLATIONISM over so-many-long-decades.
Thus, to ME, this means The End of whatever THEY call “International Law” – for, to ME, the Buying of 150 STATEs with “funny money” to “agree” upon any such “international treaty” that is “binding” upon ALL THE WORLD’s SEVEN BILLION AND MORE SHEEPLE is NOT LAW – and is The Clear INTERNTION to FOREVER CONTINUE with this CORRUPT & FRAUDULENT “legal tender funny money” LEGAL PLUNDER!
What is this fuckin’ UN, anyway? – but yet another LOATHSOME BUREAUCRACY?
Who “finances” them – but the US Fed – with funny money, what else?
Did their International LABOUR Organisation EVER OPPSOSE this “continuous erosion” of the Precious Capital of the World’s Poorest Workers EVER?
Will THEY do it NOW?
Will our The State’s MINISTRY of LABOUR do this – NO!
NEVER EVER – for THEY, too, are On THEIR Funny Money Payrolls.
Thus, THE CASE FOR PRIVATE MONEY – for YOU to STUDY, from the Archives of this Very Same Daily Business Noose.
“I” – am off! – as it’s gotta be, “Either ‘I’ go, or ALL these STATE-OWNED ECONOMISTS GO”!
The Only Question:
After “I” Take Manhattan – then what?
Mr. Cohen says, “Then WE Take Berlin” – and “I” have already set Paris as well as London on FIRE – so, this is The Baba Pagal Nath Charsi signing off, saying “I” shall “consider possibilities” after crossing The Proverbial First Bridge.
But, since “I” am what “I” am, “I” am THINKING thus:
What about a Long Stopover at Good Ol’ AMSTERDAM?
After all, the Original Name of New York is NEW AMSTERDAM!
Followed by another Long Stopover at The Hansastadt of HAMBURG quite close by – yeah!
Now, THAT’s What “I” Call “A Jolly Good Thought!”
And “Then “I” Take BRUSSELS!”
There are OVER 250 Olde Brands of Belgian BEERS! In a teeny-weeny place, teenier-and-weenier than even GOA – that is DIVIDED LINGUISTICALLY - that is ITSELF NOT-a-UNITED-nor-HOMOGENOUS nation-state!
HARD ROCKIN’ ALL OVER THE WORLD!
And FUCK de india – for “I” have had ENOUGH of this CRAP to last me One Lifetime.
Y’all are FREE to Forever Worship At The Altar of The State – but “I” have BETTER THINGS TO DO than that.
Like VERY HARD ROCKIN'