Delhi is not a good place for poor people to live: the puri-aloo wallah has been banished by the MCD, and the viklang (one-legged) ganja dealer has been locked up because the Lok Sabha has armed the Dilli Pulis with predatory legislation.
And anyway, there is NO PLACE to live: Masoodpur, Kishengarh, Mehrauli, Mahipalpur... these are all overcrowded while all the abundant keekar forests are DDA Property.
So, I am spreading the word: Let us all flee Delhi and shift to Karwar, and rename the city Daulatabad. Many have agreed to join me in this flight. Our numbers will only grow, I am confident.
Some aspects of "policy" have also been discussed in depth - and I am detailing them below, for the record.
First and foremost: There will be no RTO in Daulatabad. But we will have an "automobile policy" - which will be as follows:
Now, there are thousands expert in "denting-and-painting" in Nude Elly. But as I was explaining to one of them, these road accidents are all a loss, and their work represents nothing but Bastait's "broken windows."
However, if their knowledge is to be made useful, Daulatabad should have safe streets where no accidents occur and all our denters-and-painters should be free to import crashed automobiles dirt cheap from the West which they can quickly repair and sell to the poor. So, Daulatabad will be a city of cars-owners, not two-wheeler owners. And certainly no three-wheeler owners.
To lay out the city and its roads and streets, and its traffic management we will IMPORT EXPERTS.
We also discussed the Identity Card Policy. In Daulatabad, every citizen will possess a Debit Card, a Credit Card, and use ATMs thereby. Bankers will vouch for a person's identity - and his financial worth. There will be no passports and visas.
We also discussed the Nasha Policy of Daulatabad.
It was decided that the Flag of Daulatabad will be a White Flag with the Ganja Leaf on it: so all nashas will be WHITE DHANDAS. No more Black. The best ganja-charas. The finest alcoholic drinks - including all Indian Made Indian Liquor like fenny, mahua, handia, chhung, apong, etc. Of course, as far as Foreign Liquor is concerned, we will IMPORT these freely via the Open Sea: Foreign Made Foreign Liquor.
NO MORE IMFL
We also discussed our Cocaine Policy: Coca will be grown here. And the Daulatabad Paan will be made with two coca leaves in it - to challenge the Banarasi paan.
The Law of the Land has already been discussed in a previous post. There will be "homesteading" of all the abundant, unowned, highly fertile land. The Gujjars can ranch their cattle. No cows in the City Area. No Stray Dogs either.
If I may add: There is enough unowned, highly fertile land in that area for all the poor people of our fucked-up cities and towns. There are big, broad rivers criss-crossing the terrain - and it rains for four months in a year, so groundwater is abundant, too. The weather is excellent compared to Nude Elly. It is win-win all round.
And I am Spreading the Word Every Single Day.
The SPOKEN WORD hits harder than the written word.
Of course, the money will be gold and silver coins of standardised weight and purity. There will be NO CENTRAL BANK. And all private commercial banks will be free to issue paper notes redeemable in specie on demand. The ordinary laws of Contract will apply to banking and money.
DAULATABAD - Here We Come!