Fuel - For The Bonfire Of Their Vanities

Over the past few days, events worldwide are gathering towards a massive sodomisation of The State. The accompanying picture is of a public burning of US dollars in Los Angeles, as a call for closing down the US Federal Reserve. Of course, paper money is nonsense - and evil, to boot. We must end it. Money must be hard: gold and silver coins, of purity and accuracy of weight. Private money.


However, as far as the sodomisation of the Indian State is concerned, I have some new thoughts to offer - over "energy." I am speaking as a representative of all the slumdwellers of Nude Elly, as a bonafide resident of Islam Colony, which lies between Mehrauli and Vasant Kunj. This is the precise constituency that chacha manmohan s gandhi LOST more than a decade ago. It is AMAZING that this LOSER has been prime minister for so long.


There is more to it than that: chacha manmohan s gandhi was the first chairman of the Indian Habitat Centre - where Nobel laureate RK Pachauri has headquartered his TERI: The Energy Research Institute. Together, these two, in association with Al Gore, who also received the Nobel prize, made a big fuss over "global warming": the Planet Earth is getting too hot, these fuckers said, because too much energy is being consumed.


The India Habitat Centre in Lodi Estate is centrally air-conditioned.


The REAL HABITAT of the people of India is places like Islam Colony.


What is the ENERGY that people in Islam Colony use?


Well, I for one do NOT use electricity. I have a candle in my room. It costs 5 rupees a day.


As far as cooking is concerned, I eat out - from food-sellers on the road.


But the rest of the people use dried cow dung cakes - and also firewood.


They also use little gas cylinders which are refilled locally at a cost far more expensive than IOC "subsidised" gas.


They do NOT use electricity for cooking - because the supply is unreliable.


Now, a funny thing happened over the firewood. My neighbour cut down some branches of the keekar tree that flourishes in "the jungle" - where everyone goes to shit. The DDA guard was quite upset.


I told him this:


The keekar is a useless jungle tree - and this is NOT a garden or a plantation. The only use of the keekar is firewood.


Now, this keekar has been "fertilised" by us, the people, who shit in the forest.


Why can't we burn the keekar.


And, anyway, the keekar jungle is four times the size of our colony!


We have four times the amount of land to shit on than to live on!


Yesterday, I walked from Masoodpur to Islam Colony via Vastant Kunj and Kishengarh, through the jungle. Surely, the jungle is enormous. Why can't We THE PEOPLE take over the jungle, live on it in kutias with bathrooms, with sewage facilities, streets and footpaths etc.? With piped gas? With 24x7 water and electricity?


Sorry folks. This CNG nonsense of the Supreme Court won't do. 


The "global warming" nonsense won't do, either.


The Supreme Court made our auto-rickshaw drivers suffer a LOT over CNG.


The people need MODERN ENERGY - for lighting, for cooking, and for transportation.


They are using COW DUNG CAKES - in South Delhi.


They are using FIREWOOD.


Cooking gas costs slum-dwellers MORE than it costs flat-dwellers.


This is the HABITAT of Nude Elly.


This is where chacha manmohan s gandhi and rk pachauri rule.


Here's to a BONFIRE of their VANITIES.